Earl

Dear Adolescent Heart, I always assumed that you'd grow up as I did. That year by year we'd learn together...

Dear 2008, You know, we had a good run, friend. I suppose like any other relationship, the ups were matched...

Dear Prophet Velen, I rendezvoused with the young Mage who you insisted was "The One."  Call me old and befuddled,...

Dear Fate, How's it going?  How's the fams?  Kids? Ok, I'm gonna cut to the chase.  Stop it. It's annoying. ...

Dear Person of Interest, I wish I could quit you. -earl.

Dear U, Some days, I feel like a yoyo and you're manipulating the string. I know I should cut myself...

Dear Time, I wish I had more of you. Well, I suppose it would be more accurate to say, "I...

Dear My Own Personal Cinderella, I was half-ass cleaning my car a few months ago and I found something that...