Instant Depression… just add water.

1 cup, checking bank account 1 tbp, examining self 3 heaping cups, living home-home salt and pepper, to taste. Mix dry ingredients in a bowl.  Add self and mix til smooth. Bring mixture to a boil.  Bake til self becomes crazy, til toothpick comes out clean. w00t.  

Yammering Yorick

Yesterday, I played entirely too much WoW. For those who don’t know what WoW is: Basically what they do is take Nicotine and Crack, put them together in a blender til it becomes a thick syrup, then reduce it over a low flame until it becomes the consistency of taffy.  Then they make it digital …

Reboot Romeo

So, I told myself today that I was determined to write an entry.  And with 45 minutes left in the work day, I’m gonna be cuttin it close. For the past week or so, I’ve been thinking about my lack of entries, and I couldn’t come up with a very good reason for why it’s …

Oviparous Orsic

What am I doing? If I was a movie, this would be my tagline. It’s a pretty versatile sentence.   I, for example, like to say it when I realize I’ve zoned out at work, which is quite often.  I also use it when I’m doing something greater than baseline brain intensive, and I get a …