Year: 2008

Dear Earl, I have no doubt that one day you will become the person I aspire to be.  One day...

Dear Simulacrum, Good evening.  I have but a single question for you tonight: Are you true? Have you been living...

Dear Goatee, Now that I've shaved you off, it seems I've reached the peak of ethnic ambiguity.  I can't even...

Dear Jackass, I've been trying to write something for a while, to no avail, and I think I've finally nailed...

Dear You, "I can't figure out just what to do when he cause and cure is you." How do you...

I could have sworn I had published this... Dear Week, You have been hellishly busy. It's Sunday night. I haven't...

Dear Ganglia, I am in one of those weird moods today. It's one of those, I can do most anything/holy...

Dear Old Roommate, I must say, I was a bit disheartened by your letter.  I'd like to believe that I've...

Dear Purpose, I feel like writing something happy.  I'm not exactly sure what I'm gonna write about.  In fact, I...

Dear Home, Hey! How are you? What've you been up to? I hope everything is going well. I feel like...