Senbei.

Dear Fortune Cookie,

So I understand that it’s your job and stuff, to provide some insight on the future… but gosh, why do you have to be so cryptic sometimes?

And sometimes, SOMETIMES… you can be a little misleading.  For example, the other day, you said, “You will get a surprise this weekend.”

So I got a little excited.  Unfortunately, I forgot that suprises don’t necessarily have to be happy ones.

Punk.

-earl.