1 cup, checking bank account 1 tbp, examining self 3 heaping cups, living home-home salt and pepper, to taste. Mix dry ingredients in a bowl. Add self and mix til smooth. Bring mixture to a boil. Bake til self becomes crazy, til toothpick comes out clean. w00t.
Yesterday, I played entirely too much WoW. For those who don’t know what WoW is: Basically what they do is take Nicotine and Crack, put them together in a blender til it becomes a thick syrup, then reduce it over a low flame until it becomes the consistency of taffy. Then they make it digital …
So, I told myself today that I was determined to write an entry. And with 45 minutes left in the work day, I’m gonna be cuttin it close. For the past week or so, I’ve been thinking about my lack of entries, and I couldn’t come up with a very good reason for why it’s …
What am I doing? If I was a movie, this would be my tagline. It’s a pretty versatile sentence. I, for example, like to say it when I realize I’ve zoned out at work, which is quite often. I also use it when I’m doing something greater than baseline brain intensive, and I get a …
I just realized that reading my xanga doesn’t offer much in terms of where I am in life… at least not as of late. So, I figure I should do a quick recap of my piddly little existence. You know, kinda like those throwaway episodes of your favorite tv series, where it’s just full of …
If my life was a book, would you read it? Would you sit at home on a friday night and read about a boy scout getting airlifted out of the a national forest? Would you smile as he told you of his first acapella group? Would you feel a little bad when he had to …
Because every day I go to war with my own thoughts. I came across one of the coolest pictures ever while cleaning out my d: drive… And this one too: Because some people aspire to amass great wealth before they depart, while I just hope I get to see my 30th birthday. I really do. …
A Wannabe Artist’s Manifesto “Sometimes I think I was born just a little behind or ahead of my time.” -Billy Vera and the Beaters So, there’s a reason why I don’t really watch TV anymore. It’s not the usual, “TV rots your mind” spiel either. It’s because every time I watch TV, the things I …
More and more these days, the drive to work has become my thinking time, even moreso than sitting on the toilet. It’s gotten to the point where I don’t even need the radio sometimes. Even when it’s on, it only provides background noise for my thoughts. What sucks though, about being in the car while …
Holy Snagglepuss, it’s a new xanga entry interface. Let’s see, because I have a gross inability to do work while at work, I bring you : “Bad Digital Macro Showcase” Exhibit 1: That’s all for now. Thanks for coming to: “Bad Digital Macro Showcase!” Went to the Laugh Factory on Sunset yesterday to see Joey …