I am losing my mind. I can feel it… looming, ominous, and inevitable. Whenever I check my bank account online, I can’t help but laugh. It’s uncontrollable. It’s not even a humorous laugh. It’s a mocking laugh, born in the ridiculousness of the balance. I have no creative space or time. The necessity of moving …
10 Things… about me. Haha! Stef, I have accepted thy challenge, and completed it! I was just about to write about my social anxiety. What a wonderful opportunity to do so! 1. I’m shy. Well, more like… socially anxious. People say, “How is that possible? You don’t look shy on stage.” Believe me, it’s completely …
A Clown’s Prayer Lord as I stumble through this life, Help me to create more laughter than tears, dispense more happiness than gloom, spread more cheer than despair.Never let me grow so big that I will fail to see the wonder in the eyes of a child or the twinkle in the eyes of …
Inspiration, I would not mind another visit from thee.For it has been nigh a fortnight since thou hast stopped by to talk story with me.
Today’s entry is brought to you by the word “food.” Section the First: Places I like to eat Because I am still living a student-like broke as shit lifestyle, despite being out of school for 4 years (holy crap? why!?), I’m all about cost-effective but good grinds. Thus, everything I eat is sub-10 bucks. 1. …
1 cup, checking bank account 1 tbp, examining self 3 heaping cups, living home-home salt and pepper, to taste. Mix dry ingredients in a bowl. Add self and mix til smooth. Bring mixture to a boil. Bake til self becomes crazy, til toothpick comes out clean. w00t.
Yesterday, I played entirely too much WoW. For those who don’t know what WoW is: Basically what they do is take Nicotine and Crack, put them together in a blender til it becomes a thick syrup, then reduce it over a low flame until it becomes the consistency of taffy. Then they make it digital …
So, I told myself today that I was determined to write an entry. And with 45 minutes left in the work day, I’m gonna be cuttin it close. For the past week or so, I’ve been thinking about my lack of entries, and I couldn’t come up with a very good reason for why it’s …
What am I doing? If I was a movie, this would be my tagline. It’s a pretty versatile sentence. I, for example, like to say it when I realize I’ve zoned out at work, which is quite often. I also use it when I’m doing something greater than baseline brain intensive, and I get a …
I just realized that reading my xanga doesn’t offer much in terms of where I am in life… at least not as of late. So, I figure I should do a quick recap of my piddly little existence. You know, kinda like those throwaway episodes of your favorite tv series, where it’s just full of …