Jager.1 min read
Dear Current Self,
I would like to take this time to remind you that you are no longer in your early twenties. You, therefore, cannot recover from a heavy drinking night as easily as before.
Also, your usual (formerly, anyway) hangover remedy of Gatorade and a Chili Dog doesn’t work anymore. It just gives you heartburn now.
In conclusion: Slow down, you old fart.