Earl

Dear Time, I wish I had more of you. Well, I suppose it would be more accurate to say, "I...

Dear My Own Personal Cinderella, I was half-ass cleaning my car a few months ago and I found something that...

Dear Nerves, Even after all these years, you still have a keen hold on me.  Without fail I feel that...

Dear Hope, Good evening, you tricksy sonuvabitch. I have known you for most of my life.  Still even now, I...

Dear Earl, I have no doubt that one day you will become the person I aspire to be.  One day...

Dear Simulacrum, Good evening.  I have but a single question for you tonight: Are you true? Have you been living...

Dear Goatee, Now that I've shaved you off, it seems I've reached the peak of ethnic ambiguity.  I can't even...

Dear Jackass, I've been trying to write something for a while, to no avail, and I think I've finally nailed...

Dear You, "I can't figure out just what to do when he cause and cure is you." How do you...

I could have sworn I had published this... Dear Week, You have been hellishly busy. It's Sunday night. I haven't...